Spencer Tierney is a writer in San Francisco. He once won a Florence + the Machine facebook caption contest with a pun, volunteered as an IRS-certified tax preparer in the Mission, and started the morning of his first SF Marathon by running a half mile the wrong way before finding the starting line. His work has appeared in Oatmeal Magazine, On The Precipice, among others. He's currently working on a noir-influenced novella that mainly features cats. You can find him on Twitter @SpencerNerd.